Pershing Square December 2010 Returns from a Fake Investor Letter
Yazida Insider Monkey Pershing Square ile sahte bir mulakat yapiyor:
InsiderMonkey: First thing’s first. Did you send the November investor letter directly to Dealbreaker?
Pershing Square: Are you crazy? We aren’t allowed to advertise our services to the general public. There is no way that Pershing Square directly provides confidential investor letters to sites such as Dealbreaker, no matter how much we love Bess Levin and her witty articles.
Insider Monkey: We were under the impression that you want to publicize your returns, especially when they’re amazing. How about the fake December 2010 investment letter Insider Monkey posted on their website- is it authentic?
Pershing Square: What kind of Monkey business are you running? It is out of question that we provide fake investor letters to Insider Monkey, the Onion, or the Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
Insider Monkey: But Bill Ackman is a very transparent hedge fund manager. Maybe the most transparent one.
Pershing Square: Yes, Bill Ackman is a very transparent hedge fund manager. He even swam naked in the toxic waters of Istanbul (I mean Constan-pol —> Constanbol —> Istanbol), but he learned his lesson after applying topical fungus medication twice a day for four weeks. Twice. Skin problems came back after a year. He’s very transparent but he won’t distribute his returns publicly no matter how good they are and how embarrassing they are for David Einhorn (Guess who didn’t have a 35% return in 2010).
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