31 Funny Fortune Cookie Sayings for Kids

While no one really expects much from their fortune cookies, there are those times that they manage to deliver a much needed dose of humor or at least lighten the mood a bit after a serious meal. So, if you’re feeling down and craving some Chinese food here are the 31 Funny Fortune Cookie Sayings for Kids you might enjoy!

You gotta wonder who writes these things? Is there an older man in a fortune cookie factory in the middle of America making himself chuckle with these clever sayings? Or are funny fortune cookies like the surprising ones found here a rare gem in a sea of sameness? Some of our favorites from this batch include telling someone they are about to have an alien encounter and another one that says when you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out, because that's what oranges are made of. We kind of wish all fortune cookies were as funny as these. If they were we might play the lucky numbers found on them a bit more often. But some of those messages can be a little perplexing. Especially the 40 Best Fortune Cookie Sayings That Will Leave You Bemused, Befuddled or Beguiled

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